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Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! | Book Giveaway

The Children’s Book Review | October 21, 2014

Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)Enter to win an Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers prize pack!

One (1) grand prize winner receives a four book prize pack:

Four (4) runners-up receive:

  • A hardcover copy of Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!

Age Range: 9-11

Grand Prize Value: $59+

Giveaway begins October 20, 2014, at 12:01 A.M. PST and ends November 19, 2014, at 11:59 P.M. PST.

About Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers

Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! 

It’s wacky and fun! It’s illustrated and easy to read! It’s a whole new twist on learning! And it’s FOR KIDS ONLY! Inside Uncle John’s Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader, curious readers find 288 pages packed with strange science, weird news, obscure history, odd sports, and the interesting origins of everyday things. Special to this edition are some amazing animal quack-ups, history’s biggest quacks, ducky weather, fine feathered friends, quacky fashion, and things that are just “Ducky” (which could mean really good or . . . soaking wet). And that’s not all! The newest fact-packed reader in the For Kids Only! series features such topics as Thorrablot, an Icelandic holiday with all the rotten shark you can eat; Banned from Toy Stores: the Atomic Energy Lab science kit; Cooking with . . . Pooh! and other Crappy Book Titles; Gag-inducing Stuff Found in Fast Foods; The World’s Stupidest Apps; and Moonbows, Snowballs, and Fire from the Sky!

Ages 9-11 | Publisher: Portable Press | Sept. 9, 2014 | ISBN-13: 978-1626861756

Bathroom Readers For Kids Only

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Here is an exciting chance to own the very first Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it’s full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John’s famous “running feet” — those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Curious young readers will learn about the real Dr. Seuss, baseball superstitions, the birth of The Simpsons, how carnival games are rigged, the history of dining on scorpions and tarantulas, shocking truths about thunder and lightning, and disgusting bodily functions like ear wax production and digestion (and why they’re important), and much, much more!

Ages 9-11 | Publisher: Portable Press | Apr. 8, 2014 | ISBN-13: 978-1626860452

Uncle John's Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)Uncle John’s Electrifying Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

This newly illustrated, highly collectible hardcover edition of Uncle John’s Electrifying Bathroom Reader for Kids Only! is so awesome it’ll make curious young readers’ hair stand on end. Illustrated and easy to read, this book is full of fascinating articles, fun games, forgotten history, silly science, myths and legends, jokes, weird sports, and more. And at the bottom of each page are Uncle John’s famous “running feet” facts, like this one: Bald eagle nests can weigh up to two tons — more than a compact car. What else is in here? The mysterious goings-on in the Bermuda Triangle, how not to get struck by lightning, the history of the @ sign, real-life X-Men, royal slobs, and newspaper kids from a century ago who went on strike…and won!

Ages 9-11 | Publisher: Portable Press | Apr. 8, 2014 | ISBN-13: 978-1626860469

Uncle John's Top Secret Bathroom Reader for Kids ONlyUncle John’s Top Secret Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! Collectible Edition

Adults, stop reading now. We mean it. This book is top secret and it’s for kids only! (Are the grownups gone? Good.) Now that it’s just the kids, we’ll let the cat out of the bag: this book is full of disgusting things and nasty (but funny) pranks. It’s also packed with weird superstitions, freaky facts, unbelievable myths and legends, and did we mention gross stuff? Like boogers. And farting ghosts. And armpit sniffers. And entomophagy. (What’s that? It’s the practice of eating worms.) But there’s more than just gross stuff in this illustrated and easy-to-read book. You’ll be briefed in how to make your own secret code, where the Jolly Roger pirate flag came from, mermaid tales and other unbelievable sightings, the original alchemist and the search for the philosopher’s stone, the Captain Underpants story, a secret recipe for edible glass, sneakers of the future, and much, much more!

Ages 9-11 | Publisher: Portable Press | Apr. 8, 2014 | ISBN-13: 978-1626860469

About the Authors

The Bathroom Readers’ Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market — throne sitters — and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces. It is based in Ashland, OR, and San Diego.

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Bianca Schulze is the founder of The Children’s Book Review. She is a reader, reviewer, mother and children’s book lover. She also has a decade’s worth of experience working with children in the great outdoors. Combined with her love of books and experience as a children’s specialist bookseller, the goal is to share her passion for children’s literature to grow readers. Born and raised in Sydney, Australia, she now lives with her husband and three children near Boulder, Colorado.

Comments
  • In the unlikely event (fingers crossed) that these great tomes fall into my possession, I will be sharing them with the library where I work. Kids (of all ages) love them!

    October 21, 2014
  • my 3 sons love to look at books while in the bathroom

    October 21, 2014
  • Who doesn’t like a book in the bathroom?

    October 21, 2014
  • Thanks for the giveaway!

    October 21, 2014
  • Perfect bathroom reading for an 11 year old who loves science. I’m sure it will be borrowed by her 60 year old grandfather.

    October 21, 2014
  • how funny that there is a whole genre of this! Awesome 😀

    October 21, 2014
  • Both of my kids bring stuff with them into the bathroom. Usually it is the iPad. Love to see them with these books instead.

    October 22, 2014
  • The kids like to read and this would be good for them to keep on enjoying their like to read.

    October 22, 2014
  • Why do my throne sitters deserve these? LOL I have a LOT of throne sitters.. a huge family and they are here a lot. And it’s fun when they take longer than you know they “have” to in the bathroom, cause they are reading!! AND you know they love the books when they bring it out of the throne room to keep reading it!

    October 22, 2014
  • These sound right up my 9 year old nephew’s alley. can’t wait to see if I win to share them with him!

    October 22, 2014
  • It’s a great place to read

    October 22, 2014
  • My throne sitters of the library would love these books. I have the adult version and just get lost in them. The love of reading for kids wherever you can get it. The throne room leaves a very captive audience.

    October 22, 2014
  • Interesting idea

    October 22, 2014
  • My throne sitters deserve these books because they are not only fun to read, they are educational too.

    October 23, 2014
  • so he can be more productive

    October 24, 2014
  • It would be a step up to listening to them sing while in the bathroom.

    October 24, 2014
  • Whatever gets them reading is great

    October 25, 2014
  • They would literally flip their lids over these books

    October 25, 2014
  • My son has not gotten into reading on the pot yet but I’m sure it will only be a matter of time.

    October 25, 2014
  • I am trying to get my grandchildrens to love readung books like I do. Thank you for the giveaway and good luck everyone.

    October 27, 2014
  • I am hoping this will help my nieces spend a little more time in the bathroom- they are at the age where they want to rush-can’t rush potty time!

    October 28, 2014
  • Great books for my grandson! And me too! Exciting reading ahead!

    October 29, 2014
  • We will read these books until they literally fall apart if we win.

    October 30, 2014
  • Think my nephew would love these. Thanks for the chance.

    October 30, 2014
  • I know some kids that will flip over these.

    October 30, 2014
  • It will provide them with some good conversation starting material

    October 30, 2014
  • My great-nephews are both at the age where they’ve discovered the joy of reading books while they’re sitting on the “throne.” I’d love to help them keep their love of books alive. 🙂

    November 1, 2014
  • Special books for a special market…these books are so cute.

    November 12, 2014
  • This is the best gift a grandfather can give to his grandson…the gift of reading enjoyment. I have all of the BRI paperbacks and hardcovers and have enjoyed them for many years. I’m sure my grandson will someday have these in his ‘reading room.’

    November 12, 2014
  • Thanks for the chance. Both of my kiddos would LOVE these!

    November 14, 2014
  • My throne sitter would prefer reading to just about any activity. She’d LOVE these as an addition to our bathroom, especially since every where she goes she always has a book in her hands.

    November 14, 2014
  • My son loves to read there and everywhere so he is very deserving of these books.

    November 17, 2014
  • family book for boys and girls that have dreams

    November 18, 2014
  • Because they sure know how to waste time on the can. It would be nice if they had something productive to do while they were in there.

    November 19, 2014
  • These are books they would actually read

    November 19, 2014
  • They need to learn about optimizing their reading time!

    November 20, 2014

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